Megan Thee Stallion Says She’s ‘Looking For A New Girlfriend’ (!!!!)

Jezebel.com., By Harron Walker, Posted August 14th 2020

Jump out of bed and set pussies to wet, because Megan Thee Stallion says she’s “looking for a new girlfriend.”

The rapper—whose Cardi B collab, “WAP,” dropped last Friday to widespread acclaim, Kylie Jenner cameo notwithstanding—announced that she’s “a free agent on the ladies side” in what appears to be a recent Instagram Live circulating on Twitter.

“I’m a free agent on the ladies side,” Meg told her Live viewers, who numbered over 15,000 according to the clip. “I’m looking for a new girlfriend. If anybody—anybody trying to be a hot girl.”

She goes on to clarify her type:

• “little petite tings”
• “petite tings with tattoos”
• “Spanish girls with big ole asses”
• “petite Black girls”

If that’s you, Megan’s DMs are presumably open!!

Speaking of Cardi and Megan’s “WAP,” I am losing my mind over this Los Angeles congressional candidate’s response to the song.

“Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are what happens when children are raised without God and without a strong father figure,” tweeted Republican hopeful James P. Bradley on Friday, per Los Angeles magazine. “Their new song, ‘WAP,’ which I heard accidentally, made me want to pour holy water in my ears, and I feel sorry for future girls if this is their role model!”